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je suis ne la France. j'ai nage ici utilisant mes oreilles. mes parents, cependant, sont americains. ils ont vote hier parce ils font echouer avec le president et la guerre. reellement, ils votent parce ils croient il faut pour tous. l'election de senat ne finit pas encore. mais nous nous attendons au changement entier.
c'est le temps pour mon petit-dejeuner. si vous plait, croise tes doigts pour deux plus.
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Um, Pharoah likes music, Pharoah is glad that her humans have thumbs so that they can play for Pharoah. . .although mummy can only push buttons on Pharoah's stereo, she has no musical talent. . .the Earrubber plays music though (and he offered this new bed as a gift to Pharoah). . .um, anyway the Earrubber plays something called a guitar, and his music is mostly good but sometimes it is too loud. . .Earrubber has a friend next door who plays the drums (we have drums in Egypt too) and sometimes the Earrubber goes over there to play with him but Pharoah can still hear them. . .
Pharoah does not like all music though. . .especially that stupid human who plays music on the truck commercials, Pharoah has sent her people after him. . .
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Finally the weather has changed so that mommy will open the windows. . .I must mention, of course, that for those of us with natural wild instincts being confined in the house all the time is rather distasteful, if it were not for the regular supply of food and treats and chin scratching the situation would not be acceptable. . .also it rained today so the dog was all stressed out, anyway, I get to sit in the windows and observe the rest outside world: birds, lizards, bugs of all kinds, other homeless cats. . .the rain is a good reason to accept living in the house, I do not like being wet so in the rain I will headbutt mommy (but not the man) to show my appreciation for the roof. . .
There was peace in our house before the bad kitten came along, as you can see, Scarlet and I share windows nicely, but that kitten does not share, she just torments people. . .
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So this weekend I got to go to grandma's house, I like grandma's cause I get to do whatever I want to do, grandma doesn't have any silly rules. . .also my uncle Scooter lives there, Scooter is a little poodle, but he's not all foofoo and silly, he's like a real dog, Scooter goes everywhere with grandma, when she comes over here, Scooter comes with her, when grandma goes to the vet, Scooter goes, when they go to the PetSmart Scooter goes. . .Fez doesn't get to go anywhere, so I was all excited about the car ride, daddy never lets me go anywhere, I used to go to the dog park, but not anymore, the last time i was at the dog park there was a nasty woman who criticized all the doggies and made fun of them, and there were these crazy people who named there dogs after nazis and there were st bernards who played in the water and then got everybody wet, that was funny. . .it rains here a lot so the dog park gets all muddy but i don't care. . .also the cats never get to go to grandma's, just me, i think it's cause i'm grandma's favorite, even though she says you aren't allowed to have favorites, i know that i am the favorite granddog. . it's the floppy ears, they slay the women. . .
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Izzy says: Nobdoy understands Izzycat. . . just today i was playing with Gizmo and all of a sudden he does not want to play with Izzy anymore and he runs away and jumps on top of the bookcase so I go to play with Fez but he was all whiny because of the rain and I tried to find Scarlet but she sleeps all day so there is no one for me play with. . .What should I do all day with nobody to play with? So I come up with my own games like stalk mommy's feet: she walks by the bed where I hide and I reach out and tag her, then she is it, but she cannot catch me. . .Also, Scarlet said that if I was bored I should eat, so I eat the plants but people yell at me, nobody yells at Scarlet when she eats all the time, have you seen her pictures?. . .then last week I was attacked by the toilet paper monster, I was just wandering through the bathroom and it jumped on top of me, so I deathrolled it (we cats are related to alligators) and tore it to bits, daddy was VERY impressed that I saved all of us from the monster but mommy was upset that I left pieces of the dead monster everywhere. . .
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